May 2013
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
getmoneygetpaid:
sad, horny and hungry - the title of my autobiography
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
odgehog:
sherlockedforwho:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
“I think she was afraid to love sometimes. I think it scared her. She was the...”
– Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves (via obdormio)
damnsexydirkstrider:
lolinepeta:
lolinepeta:
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
My Friend Is Rebelling Against Her Parents
I’m about to go with her so she can get her stomach pierced. If her parents find out i hope she don’t get in too much trouble, but she is 18 soooo. later on today i’m should be going to get venom piercings with my mom since i’m only 17.
cloudyismynewclear:
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
lesbianathogwarts:
asianpredator:
domodisciple:
asianpredator:
itsdeepforhappypeople:
strangeharpy:
edgebug:
sprightlyvigilante:
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
cliterallysame:
legit-humour:
why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
gothicwoadie:
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
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madehimsaycomfychairs:
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
HAH.
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
covrtneylove:
[starts crying] wh en u yo u goo [falls to the floor] w o uld you h ave the guts to s ayyy [muffled sobs] i d ont love y o u like i love d you [screams] yES T ER DAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA YYYY [choked sobs] mcr c oe m ba ck
penice:
alegbra:
penice:
penice:
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
